I think you’re probably an amazing teacher. I think I’d better be.

(Source: brideoffire)

19th century Ottoman wars summary
Whole Europe : turkey no
Turkey : TURKEY YES!!!1!!!1!1!1

(Source: greatspacedustbin)

call-me-wicked:

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

Thanks for the shitty ass gift

(Source: brain-food)

freecie:

if you put “man” at the end of any sentence its AUTOMATICALLY platonic

"i love you, man."

"stay with me forever, man."

"fuck me hard in the ass, man."

(Source: pugsmith)

There is someone that I always wanted to meet.

(Source: hazellncaster)

tags:
#tw spoilers

stilesies:

scott and kira try to have sexy times?

kate argent swoops in “we’re going to church ya’ll need jesus.”

dylanslilnugget:

i dont get why lydia has so little screentime when 

  • shes one of the core 5
  • its “lydia’s season”
  • one of the best developed character on the show
  • shes supposed to be learning more about her banshee powers
  • she is super useful to the pack
  • her hair porn and outfits are too on point to be seen only for 5 secs per ep

majestydia:

its weird 2 think its been a whole season since allison

Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do

(Source: crrabs)

shawnpau:

she’s getting stronger

(Source: jaidefinichon)

chasingtrophywhitetails:

I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.

okaytroylerokayzalfie:

awkwardlysocial414:

smilingtroye:

booksneak:

ew-romance:

theother-worldlyninja:

moraniarty:

pwnator:

kiriloid:

tdrloid:

pelicaneggs:

jiinkiie2:

garrys-wife:

Wow, that case must be JAM-packed.

It’d butter be

looks like shes bready to go

my flight had better be rye-t on time

i’d hate for her to be forced to wheat

I bet that costs a lot of dough.

that case is toastally awesome

That case must be handy when you’re crumbing and going.

i really knead that bag

That suitcase looks like bread.

im so fucking done with all of your buns

Bread

Thank you for your contribution

(Source: )

guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

(Source: maryjblige)